tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5134587384461322618.post387135901329742082..comments2008-03-17T01:30:04.678-07:00Comments on cheetos with chopsticks: da skills to pay da billspea in a podhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01631621559033502421noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5134587384461322618.post-32856602929881681452007-02-12T12:39:00.000-08:002007-02-12T12:39:00.000-08:00May I add?- how to create the best vegetarian alte...May I add?<BR/><BR/>- how to create the best vegetarian alternative to a shepard's pie ever.<BR/><BR/>- how to take shellac and random flowers cut out of magazines and make them into the coolest dining room table I've had.<BR/><BR/>- how to make me feel like not like a dope when I scrawl a love note to our neighbor across the hall at 2am and affix it to his door with packing tape and he never comments on it (p.s. I'm still waiting. Maybe he is just slow on the response).<BR/><BR/>- how to buy the coolest lipstick shades ever and mix them together and make them even cooler lipstick shades.<BR/><BR/>- how to make me not feel like a circus freak for putting all of the blue candy on top of the gumball machine in our apartment because I have an aversion to eating anything blue.<BR/><BR/>- how to be gracious<BR/><BR/>- how to live life with integrity<BR/><BR/>- how to make me feel smart and successful when I walk around feeling like an imposter that doesn't know what she's doing with her life most of the time.<BR/><BR/>Miss you, roomie!<BR/><BR/><BR/>-lexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01496769280845659568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5134587384461322618.post-57939014319269790712007-02-10T05:43:00.000-08:002007-02-10T05:43:00.000-08:00My pea knows:* how to make me feel like the most s...My pea knows:<BR/><BR/>* how to make me feel like the most special person in the whole world<BR/><BR/>* how to buy me the perfect present<BR/><BR/>* how to craft any number of beautiful things that i want to be wearing and/or looking at all the time<BR/><BR/>* how to make time stop and bend and crack open and mend back together again with words<BR/><BR/>* how to have the perfect wedding<BR/><BR/>* how to make 20 lbs of nachos<BR/><BR/>* how to be brave and broken at the same time, and teach me to do the same<BR/><BR/>* how to not be broken<BR/><BR/>* hot to make hot dogs sublime<BR/><BR/>Love my pea more than anything!<BR/><BR/>Pea 2pea in a podhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01631621559033502421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5134587384461322618.post-41066301533432408792007-02-08T13:42:00.000-08:002007-02-08T13:42:00.000-08:00I was going to say "Sarah knows how to get busted ...I was going to say "Sarah knows how to get busted for sexual harassment at work," but then, I also know how to do that.Kate Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15673705334505976331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5134587384461322618.post-80913678066106646182007-02-07T14:18:00.000-08:002007-02-07T14:18:00.000-08:00i am a whore for shout outs!i am a whore for shout outs!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07877847615994951117noreply@blogger.com