Shamrock Shake Scare

p,
I've just received startling news: the Shamrock Shake has been, essentially, phased out. Somehow, wherever I've been in the last few years, I've found them. But now I'm scared. Some press on how the international community is handling this crisis:

Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND-The Irish Republican Army announced Monday that it will embark on the most aggressive campaign of violence in its history if McDonald's Shamrock Shakes are not made available year-round.

THIS could break me.
sadly,
p