updated list of sexy things

1. come on, even if i didn't ever wash my hair or get out of my pajamas, this little bike would make me look SO HOT.


2. The Shield. dude, the coolest cop show since Homicide. i am 5 seasons behind, but am catching up on DVD. please, at least consider the nerdy detective "Dutch" who eats ding-dongs compulsively and is always being made fun of. now, HE is sexy.


3. after coveting my co-worker's impeccable eye makeup, i've been promised the same ultra-luscious eyes w/
mary kay. i'm game. so ready to emerge into sexiness via mary kay (yes, I know that's not hot at all)


4. Promiscuous. Nelly Furtado. Hot.


5. not pictured: me having showered. that is way sexier than me right this second.
off to sexify myself.

love you, my sexiness,
k

p.s. is this sufficiently non-academic for you???