Answers: I've got some.

P,
You are so mysterious. You leave me no choice but to answer my own PROBING question:

• You were kidnapped by WW and forced to sit in a small room and calculate all of the points you've ever consumed in your entire life. And then your toenails were pulled off one by one.
• When you went to WW, they insisted that to be a part of the "WW Family" you needed to tattoo their logo on your breasts.
• Fergie (she's WW right?) visited you at home and asked if you and your man would be interested in taking her as your wife. In exchange, she'd give you a few free points a day.
• Anal invasion.

That's all I've got. One's gotta be close.

Love you p,

p.