from McSweeney's Internet Tendencies #2 (Lists):
No. 82:Movie Spoofs—Sample Dialogue (Nonporn Category).
From "Comedy by the Numbers" by Eric Hoffman and Gary Rudoren
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"The first rule of Polite Club: Don't talk about Polite Club. Please."
"I'm bald as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
"You talkin' to pee?"
"Forget it, Jake—it's Funkytown."
"Ron Livingston, I presume."
"I'm out of quarters? You're out of quarters! This entire courtroom is out of quarters!"
"Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fuck."
Enjoy, my sweet pea. I only wish I had written them myself. I love you like mad and miss hearing from you. Please see flickr for pics of the new member of our family who arrived from NYC today...
love you love you,
p
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