Comment made to me as casually as, "I like your knitted panties":
"The Relief Society knows where you are. They always know when someone moves into their ward"
Might this explain my terror?
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reporting from Happy Valley
reporting from Satan's Playground
one pea
reporting from Happy Valley
two pea
reporting from Satan's Playground
profile of two peas
- pea in a pod
- (new) [salt] (york) [lake], UT/NY
- we are two peas. we have many things to discuss and also we are inclined to share stuff. sometimes we don't know where one pea begins and the other ends. do you have a friend like that? if you do, you know that sometimes your thinking, dreaming, eating, loving, crafting, crapping, and panicking overlap. we're all tangled up, it's one giant mess, and we're happy as can be.
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Tip #2: offer to attend a relief society meeting, pull out your knitting, and let the horror dawn on them in subtle, passive-agressive waves as they realize you're knitting a pair of panties.
Crotchless, obviously.
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