I just wrote a beautifully heartwarming Valentine post that I've been saving for days. Ohhhhh, it was thoughtful, poignant, and maybe the most life-changing piece of writing that's been written in the last decade.
I FUCKING ERASED IT.
Bye bye! I'll never be so brilliant again.
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm going to go kick something.
love you, delicious cream-filled chocolate,