Please order me a "Nobody cares about your blog" t-shirt, size XL (to accommodate boobage). I can be IRONIC because it's not true! EVERYONE CARES ABOUT OUR BLOG. Look at 'em all. We need a hook and I don't know what it is yet, but it could be:
GIRLS KISSING XXX! LICKY LICKY GIRLY GIRLY! YUM KISSY GIRL LICK! etc.
Seriously. I need attention.
love you and your eel roll,