Monday, June 18, 2007

like that game from a few weeks ago...

from McSweeney's Internet Tendencies #2 (Lists):

No. 82:Movie Spoofs—Sample Dialogue (Nonporn Category).
From "Comedy by the Numbers" by Eric Hoffman and Gary Rudoren
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"The first rule of Polite Club: Don't talk about Polite Club. Please."

"I'm bald as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

"You talkin' to pee?"

"Forget it, Jake—it's Funkytown."

"Ron Livingston, I presume."

"I'm out of quarters? You're out of quarters! This entire courtroom is out of quarters!"

"Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fuck."

Enjoy, my sweet pea. I only wish I had written them myself. I love you like mad and miss hearing from you. Please see flickr for pics of the new member of our family who arrived from NYC today...

love you love you,

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