Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Licking and Sucking

Dear mind-in-the-gutter,

No, this won't be a SEXY post, filled with NAUGHTY things. i'm simply writing to introduce you to some new friends of mine.

First, meet Magnum, Steve's new best friend:

Magnum is a Weimeraner. He is head of the class at housebreaking. He likes to snuggle.

Next, meet Calypso! He/she belongs to a friend from work, and he and his partner spend hours and hours in front of the tank, waiting for Calypso to come out of hiding and say hello. HELLO CALYPSO! He/she is very shy.

Miss you, wee pea. I have news about all sorts of things, but am slightly too sleepy for full disclosure now.

Also, did you hear about Britney Spears? I guess she shaved her head or something? Dunno, I haven't really been following it.



pea in a pod said...

Dear Magnum,
Please stop being so cute or else I might have to come find you, stuff you into my pocket, and run like hell. Then, I will build you a funny blue and yellow house with a billion dog toys in it and lots of big fuzzy beds with peanut butter sandwiches and cheeseburgers. Also you could invite all your friends over for weenie roasts. Really, does your dad do that for you? I think not.
pining p.

Dear Calypso,
YOU HAVE ONE MILLION SUCTION CUPS! HOW CAN YOU CARRY SO MANY SUCTION CUPS? If you came to MY house, could I stick you on the wall? You are funny and you shouldn't be so shy. Your tentacles are tantalizing and if you've got 'em, flaunt 'em.

pea in a pod said...

dear p,
don't mess with me, bitch. don't suddenly get all "i'm so sleepy i can't tell you NEWS about my life." that's so totally not fair and also, you're pregnant with triplets. i know it.
p.s. i still love you, but you better call ASAP.

pea in a pod said...

Dearest P,

The news pertains to apartment purchase, not to buns in oven. In short...we're offering today. In long...let's talk soon.

Love you!