Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Britters, think of the children!


Like I said, I’m not paying any attention at all to this story. I’m totally minding my own business. But just one thing:


The 25-year-old singer shocked the public by shaving off her brown hair. She claimed it was because of a problem with 'lice'.
A source said: "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."


The best part is this response from “Margie” who is far more thoughtful than I:


So Britney shaved her hair off because she had head lice. If that is what she wanted to do, so be it. However, why did she not go and buy herself a pair a clippers and shave her head in the privacy of her home? Does she not know that head lice is catching? By using a public salon to have the deed performed, she put other clients at risk of catching the irritating little blighters... what a selfish act.


Indeed, Margie! And congratulations—I think you’ve thought this through more thoroughly than I have!

Seriously. I’m going to stop. Not a joke. I’m over it. SO completely over it. Also, don’t even accuse me of worrying about Britters as a way of avoiding my own issues. I’m just compassionate is all.

SOS,
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2 comments:

savascha said...

Wait, I have to point something out. First she had said that her extensions were too tight, and now she says it's lice?

Cocaine anyone?

pea in a pod said...

no, dude. her extensions were too tight because the lice were TUGGING at them from the root. that's where they work, you know?

no thanks on the coke. B and I will be happy with our meth and our personality disorder(s).