Tuesday, February 20, 2007

not a post about Britney Spears.

Dear Tabloid P,

I’m not going to talk about it. WILL NOT talk about it. must. not. talk. about. it. I’ve put myself on a news blackout. Except for just a second—I can’t stop relating to her craziness. I don’t need an explanation for this behavior: I TOTALLY GET IT. Which is why I can’t talk about it. I just can’t go around being all, “Dude, she’s a sister. Brits and I? We get the cruelty of the world. And also? We know just how to face it head on: have a completely ridiculous breakdown, involve as many people as possible, and wait to be saved. Preferably by a man”. So tell me, dear P, which celebrity has caught your attention these days?

Snuggling with US magazine,

p.s. soon to come: Oscar chit chat. Don’t pretend like you don’t like this game. Okay, pretend—humor me.

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