Monday, April 2, 2007

Work Wanted

Wanted: position as a "store cat" or "store dog". Very good at napping in corners. Skilled at seeking attention from strangers. Experience with looking adorable and providing a "homey" atmosphere. Must be willing to overlook that I'm a human. I promise that I'll make it worth your while.


pea in a pod said...

You seem well qualified for this position indeed. I do, however, require a thorough background check. Would I discover that you have a LICKING PROBLEM???



pea in a pod said...

No, but you might discover that CHARLES HAS A LICKING PROBLEM! This is now the Goble family's favorite song. Perfect for all events and non-events. We don't even bother to change the name to suit the licker who's being sung to...